The Zombie Frappuccino is here, and it’s as bizarre as the name suggests.


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We got the Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino as soon as it was available at 4:30 AM yesterday, and it wasn’t what I expected. It’s a confusing drink. Here’s the tally:


  • My 5-year-old wouldn’t touch it
  • Mark didn’t like it
  • My wife didn’t like it
  • My 3-year-old who had a sip reacted by spinning in a circle, laughing, and saying “it’s good!”.
  • One friend defended it
  • Another friend wished there was more mocha in the drink


That’s an unusual set of reactions to a Starbucks drink. It’s aesthetically and flavor-fully divisive. I would recommend trying it just for the fun of discussing it with your friends and family. Let the Zombie Frappuccino bring you closer together through the shared experience, and maybe trauma.


Hear my thoughts in the video below:

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